Vanessa's teeth (Not suitable for kids :P)

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Huh? WWI was from 1914 to 1918. We're 6 years from its centennial. And WWII started in 1937. Either you're a WWII vet and you're significantly older than 58 (I am assuming you were born in 1950 and thus after the war), or you're 58 and a veteran of another war. Which is it? /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif If you're going to roleplay, at least make it reasonable! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

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Was it the one that says:


Dear Vanessa,

I want to ... you and I'll make you ... and I'll use my ... to ... you...


Well, I don't have it but I think Mr. "Lewis" has it. LOL!

 

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I'm correct with my dates sir.

Trust me. I was born in 1896 and I am currently 58: that makes perfect sense.

I believe it is in one of the old .03-ought crates under my standard issue entrenching tool.

Okay, I found the one you're talking about (among several hundred):

Dear Ms. Vanessa,

It's extremely cold and wet here in France and the Germans aren't too nice either. This Hundred Day Ofensive [sic] is hell on my feet... I wish I could be beside you to stroke your strange quasi-albino-WTF hair. I want to go home and play Russian Roulette with you and make you spit on your hand before you sock me in the mouth with the dusters on. And I'll use my helmet as a recpeticle [sic] for my sed [sic] and put it on my head and run to the nearest Wallgreens and buy you a bunch of Mike and Ikes(TM) because you really enjoy those.

I love you,

Cruziski

 

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Cruziski!?!?!?!?!
W...T...F!
I thought Yipowski sounded better!

 

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Wooowwww. Wow.


Wow.

 

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i was about to say...
i know the 1 i wrote had much more 4th grade profanity than that

 

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You're a Polish immigrant. Don't you remember?

How was the Kielbasa Harvest this year? Was it plentiful?

History is amazing, isn't it? So much we don't know.

 

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That's "Carp" to you! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
. . . not my fault vfdc doesnt accept hyphens in login names

P.S. - You still haven't turned in that homework assignment to count how many /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/db.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif's in a row were used in SBO '07

P.P.S - Since vanessa is your daughter, can you answer the age old question of whether she's black ?

 

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OMG! LOL @ this whole thread!
I'm sorry Mr. Sebo but I think that was Cuziski, not Cruziski! I don't want Vanessa to gnaw on my tongue!

 

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hahahahaha

 

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That's more like it!

 

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-Give me a link

-Her ethnicity is:

12/29 Cherokee
15/87 Australian Aborigine
.001/12.36 Swedish
1/5 Tartar
61/1914 Kalahari Bushman
and 100% 'Murkan (american)

Oh my dear friend! It appears the ravages of Alzheimer's are beginning to show!

 

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lol yipowski?
im about as polish as flavor flav

 

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No, you're a filthy Ukrainian.

 

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Oh, Alzheimer's. That's what Vanessa said you had sir. I'm sorry about your current situation. I'm sorry you don't remember that I'm Filipino and that your birthday is not today. Please stop pushing Vanessa to me.

 

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LOL! I get it!!! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

 

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What? Where am I?

 

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LOL at Sebo!

 

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lol exposed...
goes to show you guys /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif
i fit in about as well as a bosnian in little italy
(lol i love these stupid similies)

 

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Random info: the last French vetaran from the great war died yesterday, Wednesday 12 mar 2008. RIP le dernier poilu. He was 110 years old.