Ever tried to copy VF character's fighting style?

Posts like these are one of the many reasons why I love vfdc.

 

I completely agree. And if the bitch took your bananas, why did you only SPoD her? I'd give her a f$%&^ing wall combo!

Anyway, there was one time, that I started GS on a guy, but lowered him, so I wouldn't let him go. He got 2 huge bruises.
I can easily lift someone to power bomb, yet I never dropped anyone from it.
One time I was bullied by some "friends" in front of our female friends. After 5 minutes everyone was laughing at me. I was seriously pissed off, 'cause the guys were throwing some fruit at me (seriously)... plums from a nearby tree I believe. So I dashed to the one that was trying to pick up some more plums, and grabbed him from the back. (No! No buttsex!) I lifted him to a suplex, but didn't want to hurt him, just drop him back on the feet. He tried to move, so I slammed him to the side, on a concrete ground. He lost conscoiusness for a moment. Woke up, stood up, lost balance... lost memory of what had been happening for a few minutes before the drop.
I had some problems because of that, nothing serious though. The guys never made fun of me again. A respect or fear earned in a totally uncool way.

After that I tried to modify the throw, so I came up with an idea, that worked pretty well. You catch someone from the back, lift him up, slam on the feet, then twist your arm around their neck as they sit in front of you (back towards you), and perform a Dragon Sleeper /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif Great thing.

Anyway, as a TKD practicioner I kicked in almost every possible way. I tried every one of Lei's stances. I tried many throws and joint locks. Tried clinch, Tiger stance, Lion's HCF throw, and few more. No more accidents though. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

Is there really a person out there with that bad of a sense of humor? It almost seems unreal that some one would actually get mad enough to write a post chiding everyone for writing a bunch of jokes, in a topic that is basically a joke itself, because he DIDN'T get it. I almost can't believe that there is a person out there (without autism) who thought some one really, in real life, stun palmed an old lady over bannanas and then got legitimately pissed off. I hurt for that person... *weeping softly, hugging a pillow*


But only almost...


I still want to know PWNed is damn it!!!

 

Akira's /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/b.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/f.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif+/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/k.gif is the opening move to a Shotokan kata. DFS obviously pwns.

 

Yeah, you could say that, but really it was:

/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/df.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/df.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif+/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/k.gifJESUS! (black preacher)
/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/df.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/df.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif+/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/k.gifJESUS! (evangelical preacher)
/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/df.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/df.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif+/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/k.gifJEBUS! (hill billy)

If I had spent time describing the voices used, damn, I don't make posts that long.

 

Hey kid.




I'm going to tell you about this special page that can give you answers to almost any question!




But I don't think you can handle all that information so I'm not going to tell you.





I will not tell you the exact URL for the page but you can try to google it.

 

Interesting that there's actually a Wikipedia page on it! I thought it was some VFDC only shit... My bad.

 

PWNed=owned. Typo from a looooong time ago. DissMaster, you are charged with 3 counts of PWNage. How do you plead?

 

He is not guilty your honor, I object!

*Enter a drunk Ace Phoenix*

After he pwned the old lady and went on a pwning spree, I appeared, threw a harpoon at his head, shouted Get Over Here! Then took off my face, showing the flaming skull underneath and breathed a gout of flame, burning him to a teeny cinder! That's Pwning!

 

I'm lucky enough to learn Nin-Jutsu as taught by Dr. Masaaki Hatsumi. Jumonji no-kata (as portrayed by Kage) is one of the basic kamae (body posture/stance) within the Bujinkan (the Bujinkan is the collaboration of 9 different schools of Nin-Jutsu).

http://www.bujinkancornwall.co.uk

 

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

 

LMAO!! Stuff like his makes me giggle! There are so many mis-conceptions in regards to Ninjas and Nin-Jutsu, it's truly laughable!! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

Is it true that ninjas do not even caste a shadow?

 

actually Van's throws and hit throws are pretty consistent to military and spetsnaz combat aka the /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/b.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/k.gif + /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/g.gif hit throw. Volk clutch or somthing. and alot of her reversals.

i want to fight someone using lion's style for lawlz.
"I DON'T MAKE AN ALLOWANCE FOR OLD PEOPLE"

 

i think we should all be encouraged to try a move or two from virtua fighter, especially backflip kicks. and if anyone can make a video of them performing Aoi's backflip counter on a mate i will give them 50 pounds cus that would be amazing.

the race is on!!

 

I plead not guilty by reason of Pwnsanity, your honor.

 

Super true.

 

Depends what caste system you fall under. Real Ultimate Power

 

Brahman Ninja Caste rules!!! Ok, I made that up...

 

i've studied Jin Gang Baji for a good six years.

It's a form that utilizes baji chuan sets but also incorparates Lou Han chuan move sets into the style. The style itself is more like mma, if you wana call it. (mma means mixed martial arts, right?)

But what's funny, i don't use akira. Akira may use something similar to what i use, but besides the fact that i can't even get him do some of his attacks to work, i also find lei fei to have a cooler style. You know, there's something about being a bald monk that shows that you're gangsta.