Best looking character.

Everyone knows Wolf is the manliest man there ever was.

 

Since Jessica Rabbit hit the scene all this shit is for second place. (Not the VF scene btw), unless someones heard something.

 

Thread delivers

 

Hey why isn't shun in the list? Can't old people look good?
He looks pretty stylish to me! I wish I had a gradfather like him.

That's discrimination of old ppl! Someday you'r going to be old too
and then you'r going to get faceliftig and stuff done, cause u think old ppl are ugly or what?

 

This thread is dumb, It completely eliminate some characters base off of nothing consistent. So you didn't inlcude Shun because he is too old. Fine. Lau, you never know, sometimes that old and sophisticated look sells. But fine I could accept that.

But Why eliminate Goh (There is always a group of females who go for that type of cround) It really isn't for us to say he can't be included. Plus, it's not even like the guy is hideous.

Why eliminate Lei-Fei, with or without hair, he isn't ugly, that is beyond me. he's not fat, he doesn't wear a mask, he isn't old. Puzzling.

Why eliminate Wolf, unlike Goh there is NO reason why this guy is not there. Threre are a VAST tremendous amount of females that like a big manly man. In fact, They Manly Men often gets more girls than the scrawn 139 pound flamboyant boy that is Lion. If I remember correctly, Wolf was 220, 230s in weight in the Virtua Fighter 4 manual. That puts him at the Johnny Nitro, the RVD, the Shawn Michael range of smaller wrestlers. He isn't a Giant like Batista or even worse, the Big Show. In sports, that would put him at a Running Backs' range of weight, or A big wide receiver like Terrell Owns status, less than a linebacker. And we all know, back in high school and college, some of the people in that group were consistently bagging chicks Again, Much more so than that flamboyant, 139 pound, extremely scrawny guy.

And Jeffery, if I remember correctly, they had him at 256 pounds. That means, a Linebacker status. a Small quick Defensive End status like Jason Taylor. A tight end status like Kellen Winslow. Again a lot of girls like a big man, and there is nothing in Jeff's design that is extremely ugly. Especially if you get him in some nice clothes and a baldy.

No Kage, I guess chalk it up to the mask, BUT you are able to take off the mask and see the character's face. You've been able to do that for a few games now. With the mask of, It's clear that they guy isn't some beast, so no reason why he's off the list.

I could understand elblaze as he has the mask, if you look at the eyes, and mouth and chin, i think you can get a generally good Idea how he would look. Plus, the thread is best looking character, or teh sexiest, which means, you can draw enough conclusion with the rest of his body to put him in. He isn't rediculously short, his body isn't sloppy with fat hanging around, so why not.



Anyways, as for the chicks since that is the only thing I can grade. Aoi is uglier in this game than the last. Plus she is 104 pounds, thanks but no thanks. At that weight, she is too skinny, has no butt and no breast.

Pai is only like 2 pounds heavier. She is pretty only facially. But I'm just not into 106 pound Straw weights. Again, same weaknesses as AOI.

Eileen, VF5 didn't give weights like VF4, but she seems even smaller than AOI. She isn't pretty. She has Nothing body wise that could get you excited about. And she is like 16, I'll pass. 16 year olds in a fighting tournament is about as realistic as an 80 year old in a fighting tournament anyweighs.

Sarah, really was never pretty as a character. But she is a bit heavier, and is packing a bit more up top. Sarah would probably be fun for a few days, she seems to be pretty flexible, but no thanks.

This leaves Vanessa. even though VF4 pegged her as the same weight as Sarah, there is no way she is believably the same weight. She has bigger arms, much bigger thighs, and there is very little height difference. She has nice thighs may I add, just check her out in all of her constumes, if you want Jeans, go to 4, if you want that army look, go to costume 1. She is in shape and not fat, she has the nice V she wears a relatively tight pants, She seems to have a pretty decent butt, she has nice breast, Not too big, not too small. and always was pretty good facially anyways. That would be my pick, with Eileen being last.

 

Social commentary about the value of image in society?

Can we get back on topic please, what do you think Mario looks like nekkid?

 

I'm sorry, from up to your post. It's Digiorno.

Now it delivers! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

LMAFAO! Hilarious.

 

You know Japan is starting to like that Vanessa's badonkadonk. They didn't at first, but that's why she's one of the best in the game now. Don't hate!

 

I agree. Lau is even sexier with the white hair! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif :V

Dude, you suck. Pale white emo kids turn me on. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif :V

 

"This thread is dumb, It completely eliminate some characters base off of nothing consistent."
Like I said, I didn't want some joker to vote for a less attractive guy and skew the results to be funny. Yeah, Wolf, Jeff etc may have good bodies, but their faces aren't as cute.

"Anyways, as for the chicks since that is the only thing I can grade."
You're free to vote for the males too. Nobody's going to call you "gay", lol.

"That would be my pick, with Eileen being last."
Fair enough.

Prettiest female:
Pai 10
Sarah 11
Aoi 10
Vanessa 11 +
Eileen 8 -

Most handsome male:
Akira 10
Jacky 11 (+1)
Lion 9 (-1)
Brad 10

 

The ugliest:
woman: my grandma
man: your grandma

The "cutest" (that's what you want, right? cute... you know? puppies are cute....):
woman: umm... Jessica Alba? Elizabeth Hurley? Too many of them /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
man: The Mario guy from the page before, he rocks ! He's the reason this thread still exists...


I had second thoughts.... I want to vote. I want to vote for this thread as the most ridiculous thread of the month. We could actually do something like that, and every month, one thread would go down... kind of like an "Organising and cleaning the forums" project....
Whatever, just wanted to say it's dumb.

 

For your sake I hope you're a chick... 'cause if you're a dude... yeah...

 

Sarah, because she's hot.
Pai, she's fast.
Aoi
Jacky
Eileen

 

Lmao this thread is great.

I'm suprised all the female characters are that light, kind of scary. Oh wells who cares, Sarah C2 is slutty as hell. Panty machine.

Oh and whats up with the hate on Goh? Boy needs some love, he needs to Basara some of the VF chicks, their so light it's not like they could stop that rapists.

 

Mario +100 /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
Please put Mario on the list.. I'm sure the princess can save you the grace of being beaten up by a thousand little toadstools.

Since we're doing the looks on characters. Why not put costumes too? If you do, I'll definitely pick Sarah costume type B. And.. since we're doing costumes. Why not put best parts of the costumes too? If you do, I'll defi... ehm... yeah..

 

"I had second thoughts.... I want to vote. I want to vote for this thread as the most ridiculous thread of the month. We could actually do something like that, and every month, one thread would go down... kind of like an "Organising and cleaning the forums" project....
Whatever, just wanted to say it's dumb."
Dude, you're a jerk /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

"For your sake I hope you're a chick... 'cause if you're a dude... yeah..."
Yes, that's how I know I'm a better judge of male hotness than the heterosexual males like Incarnate who criticize me for excluding the less attractive ones.

"Sarah, because she's hot.
Pai, she's fast.
Aoi
Jacky
Eileen"
So, I assume you're giving a point to Jacky & Sarah? Who are you taking a point from?

"I'm suprised all the female characters are that light, kind of scary. Oh wells who cares, Sarah C2 is slutty as hell. Panty machine."
AM2 is pandering to male masturbation fantasies, lol. I guess that sells sh*t.

"Oh and whats up with the hate on Goh?"
He's creepy.

"Boy needs some love, he needs to Basara some of the VF chicks"
I'm not sure what "basara" means but based on the context I have a pretty good idea /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

"their so light it's not like they could stop that rapists."
I think they can take care of themselves. And if they can't, some hottie like Akira or Brad will rescue them...then she'll "thank" him, lol. The storylines would've been better if there were love stories /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif vf1:akira/sarah, jacky/pai or a p/a/s or a/p/j triangle. vf3-lion/aoi. vf4/5-akira/sarah/brad, vanessa/jacky/pai, aoi/lion/eileen. Since we obviously can't pair J&S (I don't think AM2 would be that nasty), and Lion & Eileen are a bit young for the older characters. I know it sounds kinda gay, but it's still better than all this Satan Shark bullsh*t and Sarah getting kidnapped/brainwashed/unbrainwashed/amnesia every ten minutes.

"Please put Mario on the list.. I'm sure the princess can save you the grace of being beaten up by a thousand little toadstools."
Not funny /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

"Since we're doing the looks on characters. Why not put costumes too? If you do, I'll definitely pick Sarah costume type B. And.. since we're doing costumes. Why not put best parts of the costumes too? If you do, I'll defi... ehm... yeah.."
Yeah, her 2nd costume is pretty cool...Pai has some cool outfits too.

 

I got your most handsome character right here.....

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b309/INCIDENT73/Gill/IAMYOURGOD.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b309/INCIDENT73/Gill/Gill.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b309/INCIDENT73/Gill/PimpGill.jpg

 

Cut it out /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

 

OMFG, Garcia, that isn't just hilarious, it's fucking hilarious!
LMMFAO!

...well, jsfan, if you really are a chick, then this thread is not that bad.
I would vote but none of the chicks are real and I'm not made of polygons so I cant... well, you know.
Dont mind the guys making fun of your thread. It's not everyday we get a chick around here and they dont usually make their own threads.
Ask me who's the best looking when they make a real life movie about VF /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif
Have fun, later.