Originally posted by: Winston Smith

Mr. Bungle:
fuck you, idiot. look it up.
and the chicken looks better and goes slower on the arcade version.

CrewNYC:
According to Hiro, the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

adamYUKI:
According TO Hiro, the CHICKEN crossed the ROAD to get TO the other SIDE.

sta738:
On page 178 of the Gamest Mook it says it crossed to get to the other side. And Hiro says so, too.

nascarbryant:
brummm!!........brummmmm!!!......im gonnna kicik tha t chickens ass to teh moon so hard!!......

Shadowdean:
hah hah dudE that cow is gay!w this iis a funNy thread

Chanchai:
Ha! Ha! That's all good man. Chickens are cool. And roads are cool too. It's all good. Chickens have interesting feet. Did you know reptiles---
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