haha all I can think of is "It's me... Mario!"

Well, howja likeada lumpini special?

I could certainly use a code! Ill get to work asap

I'm getting a vibe of "What's a Mario brother gotta do to get some cake with the princess? Wait, what do you mean 'learn Muay Thai'?" X3

The big-time plumber is here!

"You mean I showed up dressed like this and they're STILL not going to port Final Showdown to the Wii U?"

Presenting the plumbing show. Jean has clogged up the toilet at the local gym again. Its plumbing time baby.

"I gotta bounce, the princess is waiting.."

I defeat your VF. Lets-a Go-a!

"Don't let my name fool you. I'm a plumber."

"I'll go Rated Everyone on you!"

"You've forced me to use my plumb-fu"

"No, Peach and I weren't both butt-naked banging on the bathroom floor."

Inspired by this song;

http://youtu.be/2g5Hz17C4is?t=27s

Excellent!!...And i Did'nt Use a Mushroom? Not Bad.... Not Bad At All.

"You must beat Lugi first to stand a chance"

Well, at least she thought I was Mario.

"I ate some mushrooms and THIS is what happened"

Tekken Tag Tournament 2 sure has changed.